Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Like Butter...

Buttermilk!
Have you used Buttermilk to cook?  Traditionally – you may know Buttermilk to be a comforting ingredient in some of our country’s most famous and infamous calorific foods.  But please – some good old Southern skillet-fried chicken, indulging pancakes dripping with maple syrup, or a flaky, buttery biscuit…who can resist that?  Consequently, who can resist associating buttermilk with decadent chow?  

What the heck is BUTTERMILK anyway?!?...buttermilk isn’t quite the dangerous temptress as you may perceive.  In fact,  there is NOT a lick, stick or nick of butter in any buttermilk.  

One cup of Organic Valley Cultured Lowfat Buttermilk has just 2.5 grams of fat and low cholesterol – virtually the same calorie and fat content as regular 1% milk.

But it’s thickness and tang can make it a great way to add flavor and combine other dry ingredients – like breadcrumbs and herbs – to chicken, pork or fish cutlets.  Seafood can be very intimidating to some folks.  Personally – it took me a long time to embrace aquatic cuisine.  I think for many kids – it’s quite normal to be fish averse.  
1950's Lent: Fiery Pits of Hell

Even more so with an Irish Catholic mother who grew up during the days when you could not eat meat at all during Lent or risk burning forever in a fiery pit of Hell for licking a piece of bacon.  I’m sure that had quite a psychological impact on her.  Needless to say – we didn’t see much seafood unless it was the Filet O’ or Whaler variety

But my tastes have evolved as have my willingness to be more adventurous with seafood.  I still do not lean towards the real oily, strong fish like trout or catfish.  But a nice mild flounder or tilapia is just what the old arteries need to mix up the menu.  You can give frozen fish a shot but be careful not to buy some over-seasoned or over-breaded fish stick fish.  Been there.  Soggy city.  It will put you off for seafood for awhile and you will probably pay a good dime for it.  Take a trip to Whole Paycheck aka Whole Foods.  Flounder or tilapia is usually $9.99 a pound.  You could easily feed a family of four on a pound of flounder.  Whole Foods has some pretty strict requirements about where they catch their fish, how it's transported and what it's been fed.  It won't be bleached, caught with a dolphin baby or two, or fed hog shit. Plus the folks behind the counter have actually been trained.  Pick up some other ingredients while you are there...and make this:


Flounder with a Red Dress On 

Toss some panko bread crumbs in bowl.  Then - mix in some cayenne pepper (a few shakes) and some fresh ground pepper.

Pour about a cup of buttermilk into another bowl. Add a bunch of mad dashes of Frank's Red Hot or your favorite hot sauce.  Go heavy.  No one's looking.

Take out the 2 to 4 flounder filets that you bought that day and rinse them off. Swaddle them in some dry paper towels and pat them dry.

Heat some extra virgin olive oil up in a cast iron skillet or sauté pan.  Get it shimmering.  Turn the oven on 350.  

Take your flounder filets and drown them in the buttermilk/hot sauce.  Really dunk 'em like they murdered your best friend.  

Shake 'em off.  And dredge them through the crumb mixture. 

Gently lay the filets down into the skillet or pan.  Sauté for about two minutes.  Gently flip over the filets. Turn off the stove and toss the skillet or oven safe pan into the oven for about 12 minutes.  

While you are waiting - I suggest a little green salad.  Arugula, spinach, field green mixture.  Take a lemon or two limes.  Cut the lemon in half.  Cut open both limes.  Squeeze half a lemon or one lime on the greens.  Toss with a bit of olive oil.  Crack some fresh pepper, some salt.  Done.

When the time is right, pull you pan from the oven and lay down just over one side of the greens.  Squeeze the other half of lemon or the lime over the flounder.  If you are feeling a little wild...toss a few more shakes of fire (Frank's Red Hot) on them, break some bread and then go to town.  

Now if you are seasick...you can substitute a thin chicken filet or a thin pork chop for the flounder.  Regardless of your protein - it's an easy, good meal.  









Sunday, October 14, 2012

Malevolent Tidings


It's the witching hour.  Ghoul season.  Time to feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end...All Hallows Eve is near...

You can feel it on your skin.  Perhaps after dinner.  When the sun has set.  And you need to take the garbage out.  The screen door opens and closes with a bit more screech than normal.  The chill in the air gives you pause.


You can smell a fire burning.  The moonlit night is unusually bright allowing shadows to dance along the driveway along with the scratching of the leaves blowing in the wind.  A dog is barking in the distance.

As you toss your trash into the bin, you notice the gate leading to the backyard is open.  Strange, since you remember it gives you trouble and after yard work this afternoon, you had to slam it shut.  You ponder whether or not to investigate.  Something gives you pause.  You feel goosebumps.  You are an adult, you tell yourself.  So silly.  You hear the phone ring from inside the house.  Someone in your family answers, saying hello.  A brisk breeze kicks up and you dig your hands into your sweatshirt pockets.



You look at the street and see that it's empty.  The neighbors next door shut out their porch light and soon their bedroom window goes dark.

You walk through the wet grass and try to peer into the backyard - not exactly sure what you expect to see.  It's pitch black.  You hear a twig crack.  And another twig crack.  You check the front pocket of your jeans and realize that you don't have your cell phone.  You privately chide yourself for being a baby.  You shrug your shoulders, swing the back gate wide open, and cross into the yard and into the darkness...

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Here's some fine flicks to get you in the mood.  Some of my favorites anyway.  There are many....

What are scary movies are you fond of?  Share your evil!  Leave a comment with your favorite fear flick!

Halloween (1978)
The grandparent of Halloween horror. Fire up some candles. Open the window a crack.  Make some popcorn.  Turn off the lights.  Turn the volume up.  It's the night he came home...



Insidious (2011)
Yes - it's completely ridiculous.  Insidious if you will.  But there are some good, scary images.  It's a nice campfire yarn.  Scary.  Creepy and features a great cast.  If you are a new parent.  And you are home alone.  And you sneeze.  And you here someone say "Bless You" on the baby monitor.  THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU!



Session 9
Late 1800's insane asylum combined with the insipid 1980s "hoax" that swept across the US and UK about satan worship and ritualistic killings...don't let the lights go out...



The Howling (1981)
A classic...film at 11.



Let Me In (2011)
She's the girl next door...and you are probably lunch...




The Fly (1986)
What happens when you mix science and mother nature?  Mother nature kicks your ass and gives Geena Davis a maggot in her oven.   

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Take Stock

I make my own chicken stock.  And beef stock.  And I love it.  There I said it.  When I planned to quit smoking almost four years ago, I knew I had to come up with a plan to keep myself busy.  And so it was food.  No processed food, no fast food, minimal dining out, all fresh, all homemade.  Those were the rules.  And lots and lots of alcohol.  Believe it or not - alcohol did not intensify my craving for nicotine.  Breathing and blinking did.

So to kill those cravings, I made dinner from scratch every night.  When I woke up on the weekends - I made chicken stock.  And beef stock.  And chicken noodle, beef barley, pasta fagioli, goulash, cream of asparagus, chipoltle sweet potato, minestrone...  

Now...I'm addicted.   Not to cigarettes...to food.  Steak marinades, chili, chicken cacciatore, tomato sauce, lasagna, buttermilk baked chicken, halibut, seared scallops, lobster fra diavlo...hot damn...I'm HUNGRY.

It is hugely soothing to chop, simmer, salt, slice and stir.  Put the TV on.  Get your knives out.  And go for it.

theAndrew's Chicken Stock

1 3-4 pound bird (preferably free range and organic, mudderf*ckers)*
1 large turnip halved or quarted
1 large onion halved
3 carrots snapped in half
3-4 celery stocks snapped in half
1/2 - 1 whole head of garlic
1 parsnip halved
a handful of whole peppercorns
a few fresh bay leaves
a few sprigs of thyme
  • Fill the stock pot to you are just about covering everything.
  • Bring to a boil and then simmer for 2 hours (go watch a movie or fish out the ol' abmaster)
  • After about 2 hours - I like to mash the vegetables through a sieve to get all of their juices out.  You can use a potato masher.  It's fun.  
  • Remove the chicken bones and pick off the good meat (once it cools down for God's sake...) and save the meat for your soup.  Some TV chefs tell you to toss that meat in the garbage.  THEY ARE SINNERS AND GOING TO HELL!  ...It's good meat for soup.  
  • Strain your stock through a sieve. Let it cool a bit and then store overnight in your fridge.  All the fat will rise to the top and when you are ready to cook your soup the next day - voila - just scoop it off.  Don't you wish that worked on humans?

*I slice off the breasts and toss in some extra thighs or legs.

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Some extra thoughts for this rainy Sunday

  1. Rutgers - five in a row!
  2. End of Watch - thumb up - but not avidly so
  3. Aimee Mann
  4. Mumford & Sons
  5. Homeland
  6. Malbec
  7. Barley
  8. Relax and get some sleep